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24 - Jose, No! (03-26-2021)

On today's episode we discover a few things about ourselves we may not have known about previously. Details include:

 

1. Compliments

2. This Week in History

3. The Case of the North Dakota Popcorn Machine

4. The Army Leg Tuck, No Longer??

5. Truckers Save The Day (Again ...)

6. We've saved Ebey's Landing from litter

7. Jose, NO!

8. This Week in Numbers

23 - River Monsters, Lunar Arks (03/18/2021)

Hi friends. Today's episode is the following:

 

1. Compliments starting with a P

2. Soviet's in Space

3. 16,000 Winnie the Poohs

4. Loose Ram

5. Stop the Steal: High School Edition

6. River Monsters

7. Spank Bank on the Moon

8. Stowaway of the Week

9. Last Week in Numbers

22 - A Trucking Podcast (03-12-2021)

Thanks for tuning in to this trucking podcast we do here. As you probably know, almost all of our listeners drive truck and this is how they get by day to day ... they listen to Blue Men Group. The topics below are what we discussed on this here episode!

 

1. Alt name for podcast (Fail)

2. Compliments

3. Submarine Man

4. Cleveland Cincinnati Chicago Cocaine Coated Corn Flakes

       4.5 - Battle Creek, Cereal City

5. Please stop dumping beer cans in the bushes

6. Bean Dip Boy

7. This Week In Numbers

21 - Cinema in Space (03-05-2021)

Good day, listener. On today's episode we jump around and find ourselves in many different places all within a short distance from one another, if you think of things on a grand cosmological scale. If you don't think that way, then you will have to locate these places in your brain some other way. Nonetheless, here are the topics we discussed on today's show!

 

1. Space Hotel should be ready in just a few years, I guess
2. The cephalopods are getting smarter
3. Painting with Omar
4. Arachnid Update
5. Raja the Rooster with a Knife
6. When Societies Put Animals on Trial 
7. This week's numbers

20 - Animal House (02-26-2021)

Good day! Today's jam packed theme'd BMG episode is ... jam packed with a theme. Let's get to it. The topics we discussed:

1. Dolly The Sheep

2. Scottish Seagulls and their Satanic Seagull Assistants

3. Lynx Attack

4. Venomous Spiders in Study Hall

5. Human Animal of the Week

6. Chicken On The Loose

7. This Week In Numbers

19 - Next Week's Guests (02-19-2021)

Hi everyone! Welcome to the podzone. Here are the topics we go on to discuss on today's mighty episode!

 

1. Gary Kasparov vs. Deep Blue vs. Michael Jordan

2. The Woman With the Cacti In Her Pants

3. Beer Man in Ohio

4. Horn Music From The Sea

5. Peep the Chicken at Cracker Barrell

6. Getting so drunk you lose your wallet at McMurdo Station

7. Last Week's Numbers

 

18 - Edison's Revenge (02-12-2021)

Hello listener, on today's episode of BMG we explore the following:

• Compliments / This Week in History
• Fred Falting, Charlevoix's road kill man
• Kirin Ichiban ... the military beer of Myanmar
• The State of Rock n' Roll Panel
  • Bruce Springsteen
• Old Person of the Week
• This Week in Numbers

Please send us mail.

17 - Drink A Beer (02-04-2021)

Listen, I want to get straight to the point. This is what we covered on today's show:

 

Sid Viscious

Pater Noster Island in Sweden

Stinnett, Texas

Meme Beverages

Diplomatic Embarrassment in Beijing

J. Wellington Wimpy

A Call To Action For Our Listeners

16 - Chaokoh 1-29-2021

Hello!

Today's episode is brought to you by our sponsor, Chaokoh Coconut Milk. Nothing beats, Chaokoh!

Ok, so on today's episode we run through various things that have happened in history, this past week. This leads us to WHAT'S IN THE NEWS?

1. Bigfoot Hunting

2. Puffins Hunting Herring

3. Ummm, some stuff about Target and Costco

4. Audrey & Anaal

Thank you for listening.

Do not forget to send actual mail to our PO BOX which we will read on the air. Please send mail to:

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PO BOX 21249

DETROIT, MI 48221

15 - Sell Your Gourds! (01/21/2021)

Friends,

Today we find ourselves in a whole new world of facts and fun, to the future we look, but first -- we must look into the past, through the lens of the Blue Men. Topics include:

-Joseph-Ignace Guillotin

-The poetry of Dr. Harold Bornstein

-Corrections

-Pigeon Immigration

-Gourd Futures

-EYES ON CHINA, A BMG CHINA SERIES

-Alpine Town of the Year

 

Bless you!

 

 

14 - Members and Caucuses (01/14/2021)

Hello listeners, today on BMG we spend some time in Europe, we cross some borders, we dip into the jacuzzi, and we talk about penis again. All of this and more, don't you worry, in this episode.

List of things talked about:

Compliments

Danish Penis

Dutch Sandwich

Fake Doctors

Enjoy

Honk If You Love Micronations

Hello listeners of the podcast. Today, we discuss what has happened, jazz style.

 

If you're a fan of jazz music, you're going to love the topics we discuss today, done in a jazz style.

 

Topics include:

• President Bill Clinton
  • Elvis Presley
  • Penis
• The EuroMonster of the Week
  • The Reichsbuerger Movement
  • Fitzek on Fitzek
• Micronation of the Week
  • Our nation
  • Molossia
    • Diplomatic Relations

Episode 12

It is a New Year. On this episode of Blue Men Group, we take a look back at the most important stories of 2020.

I can't exactly go into the details, but a lot of the stuff we talked about is extremely relevant to understanding why 2020 was the way it was. Stories about the Boy Scouts, polygamy, 486958 Arrokoth, the volcanoes of Batangas, Pope, protein folding, and a bunch more.

Important listening if you're looking to understand the year that was 2020

See you in 2021

 

Episode 11

Below is a short list of topics we encountered on this episode.

• This Week In History
  • Saddam Hussein, captured.
• This Week In The News
  • Santa Police and his elfen helpers
  • Diamond sales down, stifled demand.
  • Jetski Love in the Irish Sea
  • China's 14th 5 Year Plan
• Border Town of The Week

Correction: Leonard Cohen played in Isle of Wight not Isle of Man.

Episode 10

Hey all, Blue Men here. Episode 10 is here. Topics covered today are as follows:

 

1. This Week In History: The First Passenger Flight

2. Co Parenting Apps

3. Japanese AI Matchmaker

4. Forrest Fenn's Hidden Treasure

Please like and follow and subscribe wherever you listen to podcasts!

Episode 8

Blue Men Group , on the mics, listen up!

Topics include:

1. The Apollo Missions

2. Jon still has COVID

3. What's In THE NEWS?

4. Playlist Diplomacy

5. Hero Of The WeeK

 

 

Episode 9

On today's menu

• Compliments
• This Day in History
  • Enron
    • Bernie Madoff - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVloCYjOfg8
• Lab Grown Meat
• Shinise (老舗)
• Border Town of the Week
  • Hyder, Alaska
    • https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyder,_Alaska#/media/File:Hyder_AK.jpg

Episode 7

Hello, I hope you notice that the photo I've uploaded is all of our faces run through FaceApp. We are handsomer than this.

On today's episode of The Blue Men Group we give each other compliments, we talk about historical blackouts, Kanye West's vote total, ballot access, weird shit going on in Florida, Hansongate, and the hero of the week, an actual hero: John Fetterman.

Enjoy!!1

Episode 6

Hello listeners, here for you is episode 6 of The Ron Ecstasy News Network. In the next few days you will be able to listen to the Blue Men Group on regular podcasting platforms, and I will let you know when that happens.

Topics included in this podcast are:

• The THIRD PARTY election, not the election everyone is talking about ...
• Oregon's new drug laws 
• Donald Trump's spiritual advisor
• BBQ BEER FREEDOM

Episode 5

Hi all, here's another Blue Men Group for your ears.

Topics today include:

• The stock market crash of 1929 - can it happen again?
• The 2020 Election - will it happen again?
• Hero of the Week - isn't this an anti-hero?

Episode 4

Hello friends! Nice little BMG this week ... Jon was late for recording this week, and he also cut his hair and shaved.

Episode Topics include:

• Thomas Edison inventing the lightbulb
• Sonic Brain Attacks aka the Havana Syndrome
• Point Roberts, Washington ... should Canada take it?
• Hero of the Week: the ranch covered teen 

Episode 3

Topics include:

• The 33 year anniversary of Baby Jessica being stuck in a well
• Standup Comedian Donald Trump's "Suburbia" routine
• Dr. Helmut Norpoth's Red Wave
• Deez Nuts for President
• Pastor Piss and the Horny Priest 

Episode 2

Hello! Here's another dose of the Blue Men Group. On today's episode, we talk about Trump's breathing, the Green Party USA, Ranked Choice Voting, and a young man who only eats sausages (bangers). Enjoy.

Episode 1

Hello! Introducing the Blue Men Group podcast featuring:

• Ron Ecstasy: the leader
• Devon Welsh: the technical one
• Jon Biedron: the pretty one 

The Blue Men Group is a weekly look at the news, society and life in an algorithmic world.