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41 - We Have Returned From Sea. It Didn't Go Well. (8/6/2021)

Welcome back listener. We have returned from sea. It didn't go well. Many lives were lost, however, we, the hosts of this show, have returned. We're feeling great!

Here is the rundown of today's show:

• Return From Sea
• This Week In History
• Reza Baluchi's sea bubble
• Handcuffed Couple
• Container Ship Price Roundup
• Aerial Nuisance Of The Month
• Jetpack Man, returns ... smh
• Last Week's Numbers

40 - Bon Voyage! The Blue Men Group Cruise Leaves Tonight! EXTRA LONG EDITION (7/16/2021)

Ahoy! As you can see, we are preparing to set sail. Yes! It's the inaugural Blue Men Group-Lindblad Expeditions Cruise. You're more than welcome to come ($12,000-$15,000 pricetag depending on your itinerary) but just remember, pack extra underwear, it's going to be crazy! If you're interested in this week's podcast, here are the topics we discuss:

 

1. Live Aid
2. Bowling Ball Man
3. Littlest Einstein
4. Seoul's Beats Per Minute Issue
5. Extremely Large Goldfish
6. Super Mario 64 Index
7. The Canadian Military Is High Off Of Cupcakes
8. Last Week's Numbers

39 - Radioactive Terror Pigs (7/9/2021)

Well, well, well. I see you've come to listen to another episode of Blue Men Group. Well alright, then. Listen here, I've got one large heap of podcast waiting here for you, if you dare to listen. Some of the things discussed are as follows:

 

1. Roswell, NM and the UFO Situation
2. USA GHOSTS PARTNER OF 20+ YEARS
3. Toilet Snake
4. Tooele Snake
5. Mall Snake
6. Radioactive Terror Pigs
7. Lightning Strikes Man 
8. Last Week's Numbers, This Week

Enjoy!

38 - Nude Sunbathing Tips and Tricks: How To Not Get Arrested (7-2-2021)

Hello friendly listeners. On today's episode we talk about the weird world in which we live. The topics include but are not limited to:

 

1. That clocktower in Texas
2. No More Booze at Tokyo Olympics
3. Energy Drink Addiction in the US Military
4. JJ's Uneventful 6th Birthday Party
5. Nude Sunbathers of the Week
6. Last Week's Numbers

Enjoy!

37 - Ultra Thin Condoms and Sea Mucus Cleanup

Oh hi there! Didn't see you. How long have you been standing there? Oh, you're waiting for the latest episode? I've got it right here! What are the topics on today's episode?? Well, they're right here:

 

1. John Hinkley Jr: musician
2. Missing 42,000 pounds of pistachios
3. Condom Concerns at the Tokyo Olympics
4. Mucilage Calamity in Turkey
5. The Future Monster of the Week
6. This Week's Numbers 

Enjoy!

36 - Gobble Da Lisa (06-18-2021)

Hello Blue Men Groupies. On today's show we celebrate nature. If you're not celebrating nature, we need to talk privately. Here's the deal, it's great. If you're interested in knowing what we talked about on the show, here is a list of topics in order of their appearance:

 

1. The Magna Carta - What Is It?
2. Fishing Desk - A Whale Ate A Guy But Didn't Swallow Him
3. Culture Desk - The Ultra Rich Should Eat The Mona Lisa 
4. Cicada Desk - Cicada Pizza
5. Hero Of The Week - Chicago Man 
6. Last Week's Numbers

35 - Say Hello To Lil' Liberty! (06-11-2021)

Hi listeners, one hell of a show we've got for ya here today. Let's begin ... topics on today's episode include:

1. Senator Joseph McCarthy's Terror
2. The New Statue of Liberty
3. The 30 Year Old 13 Year Old
4. Deutsches Bier in Afghanistan 
5. Amelia Earhart Letter
6. A Wedding And A Funeral
7. This Week In Numbers

34 - "Come Back In, Ed" (06-03-2021)

Hello fellow travelers, and welcome to BLUE MEN GROUP. Today we find ourselves up in space, on the Senate floor, the shores of Nikumaroro and inside your ears. Topics this week include:

 

1. Ed White, the First Space Walker
2. Senator Mike Braun's Anti-Animal-Human-Hybrid Campaign
3. MENSA's Youngest Member
4. UPDATE: Amelia Earhart's Plane Possibly Found
5. Robotic Villain of The Week
6. Last Week's Numbers

Enjoy!

33 - The Castle Raid (05-27-2021)

Hello fans of Blue Men Group the podcast. Here is your episode for this week! Topics include:

 

1. JFK and The Moon

2. Massive Ice Berg Situation

3. Retiring K9s

5. Bullet Train Pee/Poo Issue

6. Old Ass Alligator On The Loose

7. The Castle Raid

8. Was An Inside Job

9. This Week's Numbers

32 - Hi Meat (05-21-2021)

Hello everyone! Here's another installment of weird news from your favorite 3 men. Topics discussed on today's show:

• Amelia Earhart: Bermuda Triangle or Otherwise?
• Getting HIGH On Raw Meat
• Chicago's Most Feral 1,000 Cats
• Time To Go Topless In Texas (In a Jeep)
• What Were Those Neanderthals Doing In Those Caves?
• Super centenarian Of The Week
• Last Week's Numbers

31 -Condor Sovereignty (05-14-2021)

Here we are, deep into the month of May in the 2021st year of our dear . Everything we've discovered this week is the most important news of the week. The topics are ... as .... follows.

 

• A Near Miss, In The Open Skies
• Rooster Labor Report
• Condor Conference
• Special Report
  • The 1 Way NOT To Build Instagram Following
• This Week In Numbers

30 - On The Treads of Truck Tires (05-07-2021)

Listeners, we get right into it on this episode because there is so much to tackle. Here are the topics we discussed:

 

1. Belgium Gains, France Loses
2. Crazy Worms Leave Scientists Scared
3. STURGEON
4. Big Noses
5. Kid Rock’s Big Ass Honky Tonk Rock ‘N Roll Steakhouse on Lower Broadway
6. This Week's Numbers

29 - New Pathways (04-30-2021)

Welcome to the podcast! You know how it goes. We do the thing, then we do the other thing, then we talk more. Let me just give you the run down of this week's topics!

1. Border Town Of The Week Weather Edition

2. New Rules For Merchant Mariners

3. Dog Wins Grizzly Invitational

4. Chernobyl is Filled With Wild Horses

5. Citizen Kane: Is It Good?

6. Quitter Of The Week

28 - Perfect Game (04-23-2021)

Hello listeners, fine topics to discuss today. Very fine topics indeed. If you're interested, here is the list of topics below.

1. The Queen was born. The Red Baron died.
2. Europeans don't enjoy drinking beer at home
3. The other Pope
4. You have a paper due, on Mars, next week
5. Bowling Ball of the Week
6. Last Week's Numbers

27 - Ape Escape (04-16-2021)

Hello BMG fanatics, on today's episode we cover the following news topics:

1. Alton's Mystery Tunnels

2. UFOs are happening

3. Zero Votes

4. German Primates Don't Like The Zoo

5. World Record Rabbit

6. Smuggler of the Week

7. This Week's Numbers

26 - Enough!! (04-09-2021)

Enough! Why is everything so weird all the time!?? Enough!! We came into this episode with a bit of anxiety and too much coffee. Here are the discussed topics:

1. World's Longest Nails on a Woman's Hand

2. Paper Cowboy, wtf?

3. Is there anything conclusive about the  Muon g-2 experiment??

4. Gorilla's beat their chest

5. Triphallia

6. This week in numbers

25 - April Fools! (04-01-2021)

Gotcha! It's April Fools! Or at least, it was when we recorded this episode. Topics on today's show include:

 

1. Whidbey News-Times Update

2. Ponce de Leon: Fountain of Youth??

3. APRIL FOOLS SPECIAL EDITION NEWS

4. April Fools of the Week

5. This Week's Numbers

24 - Jose, No! (03-26-2021)

On today's episode we discover a few things about ourselves we may not have known about previously. Details include:

 

1. Compliments

2. This Week in History

3. The Case of the North Dakota Popcorn Machine

4. The Army Leg Tuck, No Longer??

5. Truckers Save The Day (Again ...)

6. We've saved Ebey's Landing from litter

7. Jose, NO!

8. This Week in Numbers

23 - River Monsters, Lunar Arks (03/18/2021)

Hi friends. Today's episode is the following:

 

1. Compliments starting with a P

2. Soviet's in Space

3. 16,000 Winnie the Poohs

4. Loose Ram

5. Stop the Steal: High School Edition

6. River Monsters

7. Spank Bank on the Moon

8. Stowaway of the Week

9. Last Week in Numbers

22 - A Trucking Podcast (03-12-2021)

Thanks for tuning in to this trucking podcast we do here. As you probably know, almost all of our listeners drive truck and this is how they get by day to day ... they listen to Blue Men Group. The topics below are what we discussed on this here episode!

 

1. Alt name for podcast (Fail)

2. Compliments

3. Submarine Man

4. Cleveland Cincinnati Chicago Cocaine Coated Corn Flakes

       4.5 - Battle Creek, Cereal City

5. Please stop dumping beer cans in the bushes

6. Bean Dip Boy

7. This Week In Numbers

21 - Cinema in Space (03-05-2021)

Good day, listener. On today's episode we jump around and find ourselves in many different places all within a short distance from one another, if you think of things on a grand cosmological scale. If you don't think that way, then you will have to locate these places in your brain some other way. Nonetheless, here are the topics we discussed on today's show!

 

1. Space Hotel should be ready in just a few years, I guess
2. The cephalopods are getting smarter
3. Painting with Omar
4. Arachnid Update
5. Raja the Rooster with a Knife
6. When Societies Put Animals on Trial 
7. This week's numbers

20 - Animal House (02-26-2021)

Good day! Today's jam packed theme'd BMG episode is ... jam packed with a theme. Let's get to it. The topics we discussed:

1. Dolly The Sheep

2. Scottish Seagulls and their Satanic Seagull Assistants

3. Lynx Attack

4. Venomous Spiders in Study Hall

5. Human Animal of the Week

6. Chicken On The Loose

7. This Week In Numbers

19 - Next Week's Guests (02-19-2021)

Hi everyone! Welcome to the podzone. Here are the topics we go on to discuss on today's mighty episode!

 

1. Gary Kasparov vs. Deep Blue vs. Michael Jordan

2. The Woman With the Cacti In Her Pants

3. Beer Man in Ohio

4. Horn Music From The Sea

5. Peep the Chicken at Cracker Barrell

6. Getting so drunk you lose your wallet at McMurdo Station

7. Last Week's Numbers

 

18 - Edison's Revenge (02-12-2021)

Hello listener, on today's episode of BMG we explore the following:

• Compliments / This Week in History
• Fred Falting, Charlevoix's road kill man
• Kirin Ichiban ... the military beer of Myanmar
• The State of Rock n' Roll Panel
  • Bruce Springsteen
• Old Person of the Week
• This Week in Numbers

Please send us mail.

17 - Drink A Beer (02-04-2021)

Listen, I want to get straight to the point. This is what we covered on today's show:

 

Sid Viscious

Pater Noster Island in Sweden

Stinnett, Texas

Meme Beverages

Diplomatic Embarrassment in Beijing

J. Wellington Wimpy

A Call To Action For Our Listeners

16 - Chaokoh 1-29-2021

Hello!

Today's episode is brought to you by our sponsor, Chaokoh Coconut Milk. Nothing beats, Chaokoh!

Ok, so on today's episode we run through various things that have happened in history, this past week. This leads us to WHAT'S IN THE NEWS?

1. Bigfoot Hunting

2. Puffins Hunting Herring

3. Ummm, some stuff about Target and Costco

4. Audrey & Anaal

Thank you for listening.

Do not forget to send actual mail to our PO BOX which we will read on the air. Please send mail to:

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PO BOX 21249

DETROIT, MI 48221

15 - Sell Your Gourds! (01/21/2021)

Friends,

Today we find ourselves in a whole new world of facts and fun, to the future we look, but first -- we must look into the past, through the lens of the Blue Men. Topics include:

-Joseph-Ignace Guillotin

-The poetry of Dr. Harold Bornstein

-Corrections

-Pigeon Immigration

-Gourd Futures

-EYES ON CHINA, A BMG CHINA SERIES

-Alpine Town of the Year

 

Bless you!

 

 

14 - Members and Caucuses (01/14/2021)

Hello listeners, today on BMG we spend some time in Europe, we cross some borders, we dip into the jacuzzi, and we talk about penis again. All of this and more, don't you worry, in this episode.

List of things talked about:

Compliments

Danish Penis

Dutch Sandwich

Fake Doctors

Enjoy

Honk If You Love Micronations

Hello listeners of the podcast. Today, we discuss what has happened, jazz style.

 

If you're a fan of jazz music, you're going to love the topics we discuss today, done in a jazz style.

 

Topics include:

• President Bill Clinton
  • Elvis Presley
  • Penis
• The EuroMonster of the Week
  • The Reichsbuerger Movement
  • Fitzek on Fitzek
• Micronation of the Week
  • Our nation
  • Molossia
    • Diplomatic Relations

Episode 12

It is a New Year. On this episode of Blue Men Group, we take a look back at the most important stories of 2020.

I can't exactly go into the details, but a lot of the stuff we talked about is extremely relevant to understanding why 2020 was the way it was. Stories about the Boy Scouts, polygamy, 486958 Arrokoth, the volcanoes of Batangas, Pope, protein folding, and a bunch more.

Important listening if you're looking to understand the year that was 2020

See you in 2021

 

Episode 11

Below is a short list of topics we encountered on this episode.

• This Week In History
  • Saddam Hussein, captured.
• This Week In The News
  • Santa Police and his elfen helpers
  • Diamond sales down, stifled demand.
  • Jetski Love in the Irish Sea
  • China's 14th 5 Year Plan
• Border Town of The Week

Correction: Leonard Cohen played in Isle of Wight not Isle of Man.

Episode 10

Hey all, Blue Men here. Episode 10 is here. Topics covered today are as follows:

 

1. This Week In History: The First Passenger Flight

2. Co Parenting Apps

3. Japanese AI Matchmaker

4. Forrest Fenn's Hidden Treasure

Please like and follow and subscribe wherever you listen to podcasts!

Episode 8

Blue Men Group , on the mics, listen up!

Topics include:

1. The Apollo Missions

2. Jon still has COVID

3. What's In THE NEWS?

4. Playlist Diplomacy

5. Hero Of The WeeK

 

 

Episode 9

On today's menu

• Compliments
• This Day in History
  • Enron
    • Bernie Madoff - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVloCYjOfg8
• Lab Grown Meat
• Shinise (老舗)
• Border Town of the Week
  • Hyder, Alaska
    • https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyder,_Alaska#/media/File:Hyder_AK.jpg

Episode 7

Hello, I hope you notice that the photo I've uploaded is all of our faces run through FaceApp. We are handsomer than this.

On today's episode of The Blue Men Group we give each other compliments, we talk about historical blackouts, Kanye West's vote total, ballot access, weird shit going on in Florida, Hansongate, and the hero of the week, an actual hero: John Fetterman.

Enjoy!!1

Episode 6

Hello listeners, here for you is episode 6 of The Ron Ecstasy News Network. In the next few days you will be able to listen to the Blue Men Group on regular podcasting platforms, and I will let you know when that happens.

Topics included in this podcast are:

• The THIRD PARTY election, not the election everyone is talking about ...
• Oregon's new drug laws 
• Donald Trump's spiritual advisor
• BBQ BEER FREEDOM

Episode 5

Hi all, here's another Blue Men Group for your ears.

Topics today include:

• The stock market crash of 1929 - can it happen again?
• The 2020 Election - will it happen again?
• Hero of the Week - isn't this an anti-hero?

Episode 4

Hello friends! Nice little BMG this week ... Jon was late for recording this week, and he also cut his hair and shaved.

Episode Topics include:

• Thomas Edison inventing the lightbulb
• Sonic Brain Attacks aka the Havana Syndrome
• Point Roberts, Washington ... should Canada take it?
• Hero of the Week: the ranch covered teen 

Episode 3

Topics include:

• The 33 year anniversary of Baby Jessica being stuck in a well
• Standup Comedian Donald Trump's "Suburbia" routine
• Dr. Helmut Norpoth's Red Wave
• Deez Nuts for President
• Pastor Piss and the Horny Priest 

Episode 2

Hello! Here's another dose of the Blue Men Group. On today's episode, we talk about Trump's breathing, the Green Party USA, Ranked Choice Voting, and a young man who only eats sausages (bangers). Enjoy.

Episode 1

Hello! Introducing the Blue Men Group podcast featuring:

• Ron Ecstasy: the leader
• Devon Welsh: the technical one
• Jon Biedron: the pretty one 

The Blue Men Group is a weekly look at the news, society and life in an algorithmic world.